HASSAN JOHO TO BE JAILED FOR FAKING KSCE CERTIFICATES A WEEK AFTER CLOSING HIS BANK ACCOUNTS, DON'T JOKE WITH PRESIDENT UHURU,


Controversy surrounding Mombasa governor Hassan Ali Joho seems to be far from over as the director of criminal investigations(DCI) now summons him to record a statement.

DCI Coast regional coordinator Pius Macharia has written to Joho asking him to appear at the Mombasa headquarters for statement recording on Tuesday 28 in the morning.

“Pursuant to section 52(1) of the National Police Service Act, 1 do hereby require you,Ali Hassan Joho to personally appear before Mr Samuel O.Nyambegi, an assistant Inspector General of Police investigating the alleged offense on 28th of March at 10.00am at the regional DCI headquarter Mombasa for statement recording relating to the forgery of a 1992 examination result slip in your name which is the subject of this investigation”, says Macharia.Joho confirmed this latest development via his Facebook page.

“I have informed them in writing that due to confirmed prior commitments I will personally honor the summon on Wednesday the 29th of March at 10.30am. I know I will be vindicated once again and this will never deter me from pursuing the transformation agenda for my people”, he said.

Earlier on,Mombasa county director of communications Richard Chacha urged journalists to verify the authenticity of Joho’s form four certificate from Serani Secondary school he sat his exams.

He maintained Joho did KCSE in 1993 and not 1992 as being peddled.

SHOCKING CONFESSION: ALEX MUTUKU, 28-year-old Hacker who STOLE KSh 4Billion from KRA REVEALS SAD details that will SHOCK Kenyans.



Alex Mutuku, the 28-year-old Kenyan who is being held for allegedly hacking into the Kenya Revenue Authority (KRA) systems and stealing KSh 4 billion has come out to speak.
Mutuku who is behind bars awaiting a mention of the case which has had everyone surprised. However, when his brother visited him in remand, he handed him a piece he had penned down explaining why he believes he is innocent and is being used as a scapegoat by looters. His brother posted the piece on Alex's Facebook account, leaving Kenyans astonished

"After all the media frenzy, I’ve been forced to respond with a handwritten letter through my brother who has come to visit me. My life was darkest in 2015 and after that I decided nothing will ever take me back to that dark time. Not anyone. Not even this and certainly the media twisting facts.

Hence my phrase ‘Nothing can stop me, I’m all the way up…’ I’m sure most of you are familiar with the lyrics. I’m always smiling. Even now, I have learned to love myself. And trust me, I’ve never loved myself more than I do now.

Now, since 2015 I’ve never taken time off. I struggled with a lot of things but eventually overcame all. So, 2017 is here and what do I do? I decided one of my new year’s resolution is
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HELL HATH no fury like a Scorned Woman.... Just SEE WHAT HAPPENED AFTER THIS MAMA CAUGHT HER HUSBAND P@NTS DOWN ON TOP OF HIS M!STRESS...Hatarudia Tena


A lady was severely beaten and stripped in front of her co-workers over her alleged affair with her married boss in Zimbabwe...

Sandra Chibanda, was left humiliated after her boss’s wife identified as Mai Jerry, H-Metro reports.
Mai Jerry in the company of three friends, stormed Sandra’s workplace demanding to know the nature of her relationship with Gerald Nyamunetsi who is the Transport Manager at a local transport firm near Highfields in Zimbabwe.

The four women, armed with a pair of scissors and two bottles of beer entered the company kitchen where Sandra works and descended upon the woman.



In a bid to retrieve the messages between the two, the phone was smashed after....
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Introducing Kenya's Top 5 Highest Paid Radio Presenters...No.1 Earns More Money Than President UHURU


Kenya’s radio space is one place with a lot of money to make. It all depends on how influential you become and consequently the money you bringing to the company.The radio talents in Kenya are making good money and the competition among various shows has been tighter than tight, hence, this list
5. Cess Mutungi of Capital FM
She is the sassy Cess Mutungi. Her voice has graced the airwaves for more than a decade at different radio stations including KISS 100 and now Capital FM. Mutungi is estimated to be taking home more than Sh200, 000 every month

4. Jalang’o of Radio Maisha

Jalang’o aka Jalas is arguably the highest earning comedian in the country owing to the many TV commercials that he features and the numerous MC jobs over the weekend. However, as a Radio Maisha co-host of the morning show, the funny man is said to be making around Sh200,000 per month....
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KENYAN MEN REVEAL 12 REASONS WHY THEY DON'T LIKE DATING FAT WOMEN!! Waah, NO CHILLS



So different honest men were asked, “Why don’t you date fat women?”

1. “Fat is subjective. Thick is not fat. Much like how women do not want to date a man shorter than them, men don’t want to date women who weigh more than them.”

2. “I grew up fat, and work extremely hard to maintain a healthy weight. I know firsthand how being fat wreaks havoc on your self-esteem and social presence. I would also be concerned about having a partner putting herself at risk for a variety of weight-related complications, especially in the long-term.”

3. “Folds of fat just aren’t attractive.”

4. “Save for instances of diagnosable (and often treatable) problems with metabolism, a fat body is often a sign of disregard for one’s health. Mind and body are not two separate entities; they are linked. You can’t abuse your body and expect your mind to fire on all cylinders. A fat body can (but does not always) imply laziness, short-sightedness, and a kind of disregard for one’s holistic well-being.”

5. “A woman who is fat clearly just doesn’t care about herself.”

6. “Being fat can become a serious health problem.”

7. “I’m skinny and dating a fat woman would look weird.”
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IS THE MASTER MIND OF SIMPLE HOMES DEAD AFTER STEALING MILLIONS OF SHILLINGS FROM KENYANS...PHOTOS OF HIM LYING UNCONSCIOUS SURFACE ONLINE ALLEGING HE DIED OF POISONING



One of the biggest scandals unearthed this year has to be the Simple Homes Scam which saw Kenyans lose over 500 million shillings in fake real estate developments.

A well-orchestrated scheme, it involved two people; Eugene Argwings Kodhek and his lover a former beauty queen Kui Rukwaro. She has since changed her name and religion now a Muslim referred to as Maryam Wangui.


She was the face of the company while Argwings was the man behind the curtain pulling all the strings something he did with utmost prowess. He was an expert anyway, having been deported from the UK for attempting to carry out yet another scam.

He is popularly known as Sheikh Yasin or General Agwati and is said to be a flamboyant and publicity obsessed person who doesn’t hesitate from dropping the family name and his connections whenever the occasion calls for it.

The last time>>>>
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11 SHOCKING FACTS EVERY WOMAN NEEDS TO KNOW ABOUT HER ‘N!PPLES’ – A MUST READ


Have you ever looked at your n!ppl3s and wondered if they’re normal? It turns out, they come in all different shapes and sizes. What’s more, they can bring you incredible pleasure, help feed a baby, and even tip you off to some potentially serious health problems. Seriously, they’re amazing.

After reading this, we promise you’ll have newfound respect for this body part. Here, everything you need to know about your n!pples.

1. They Can Span Several Inches
The size of a woman’s n ipples and are0las can be as wide as a half-dollar or smaller than a dime, and either way is totally normal, says Alyssa Dweck, M.D., ob-gyn in Westchester, New York. Gain weight or get pregnant, and they can balloon even bigger, she says.

2. They Come in a Range of Colors Pale pink, brick red, dark brown:

N!pple pigment has to do with a woman’s ethnic background and the hue of the rest of her skin. Just as nipple size changes when you have a baby, so does n ipple color, and that shift in shade is often permanent. “It’s the result of hormone surges during pregnancy,” says Dweck.

3. They’re Capable of Mucho Pleasure
N ipples are an erogenous zone for many women, and a 2011 study from the Journal of S exual Medicine backs this up. Researchers using MRI imaging found that when n ipples are stimulated, a pleasure center inside the brain lights up the same way it lights up after stimulation of the clit0ris and vag!na.
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Celebrity Couple SIZE 8 and DJ MO Share Photos Inside Their Fabulous Expensively Furnished Home Along Kiambu Road...SEE Photos


Celebrity couple DJ MO and Size 8 have given their fans a sneak peek of their lavish home located along Kiambu Road.

MO and Size 8 live in Edenville Estate, a middle class gated estate located along Kiambu Road. 

Although they still pay rent, the house is worth writing home about.

It’s well furnished and spacious.
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Huyu Ni Bibi Ya Nani....N@ughty Lady Decides To Show Off Her Goodies To 'Team Mafisi'


Some women don’t respect their age.

See the photos that this shameless r@tchet shared online.



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POLICE REVEAL THE ACTION THEY WILL TAKE AGAINST POPULAR SINGER JAGUAR AFTER HE WAS INVOLVED IN AN ACCIDENT THAT KILLED TWO PEOPLE...SEE THE NUMBER OF YEARS HE MIGHT SPEND IN JAIL


Police have announced they will take action against musician Charles Kanyi, popularly known as Jaguar, after he was involved in a road accident that killed two people.

Investigations into the Tuesday incident which took place along the Sagana-Makutano road in Kirinyaga County, are said to be close to completion after which action would be taken. 


According to police spokesman George Kinoti, the musician was being probed for causing death by reckless driving adding that he would soon be arraigned in court. “The investigation file is almost complete. The car underwent inspection on Wednesday and was released to the owner. Initial indications are that the motorcyclist was hit from behind. He will be taken to court anytime,” he affirmed. 

If charged with the offence,,,
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FRESH DETAILS OF WHERE S3'XXY CITIZEN TV NEWS ANCHOR JANET MBUGUA IS HEADING TO EMERGE, THIS IS WAS SOO UNEXPECTED



Reports reaching us indicate that Citizen TV anchor, Janet Mbugua, has decided to leave her job as an anchor but her decision to resign has nothing to do with Jeff Koinange’s hefty salary.

According to a well placed source, Janet is headed to the Kenya Red Cross Society where she will be in charge of communications and advocacy at the Red Cross Kenya office based in South C. 

“I can confirm that she’s joining Red Cross but clarify that her exit has nothing to do with Jef (Koinange).” 

One of her close friends revealed. It has been reported that Janet left Citizen TV in protest after falling out with the management but it now seems that she willingly left her anchoring job to pursue other interests. 

Janet’s exit is a major blow to Citizen TV because she had a huge following. Her Monday Special bulletin had a huge audience and attracted high paying advertisers.
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EUNICE NJERI'S EX-HUSBAND WHO SHE DUMPED ON THE NIGHT OF THEIR WEDDING FINDS HIMSELF A NEW 'BAE' (Photos)


Isaac Ado Bukasa popularly known as Izzo Raps has found a new baby after he was dumped by gospel singer Eunice Njeri just 24 hours into their marriage.

Izzo and Eunice Njeri walked down the aisle in a colorful wedding ceremony that was held in Texas, US on the 27th November 2016.

They broke up a day later, it’s not clear what transpired after their wedding. Both Eunice and Izzo have been pointing accusing fingers at each other.

Their 24-hour marriage aside, Eunice Njeri ex husband has found a new baby –,,,
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MEET THE YOUNG NAIROBI LADY WHO HAD R@W S3'X WITH CYRUS JIRONGO IN EXCHANGE FOR UNIVERSITY MONEY BUT SHE GOT DUMPED WITH NOTHING



Yesterday, news broke out about Cyrus Jirongo’s extra-marital affair with a lass named Elvyna Lusaria.

Apparently Jirongo had an aff@ir with the 21-year-old Elvyna Lusaria whom he had promised to help pay for her university school fees but later ‘pulled out.’ 


Jirongo, a 56-year-old politician and with four wives already is said to have feasted on the lady’s honeypot for quite a while before dumping her.

There has been heightened interest in the matter of just who the lass is and what she looks like so ladies and gents, I present to you Elvyna Lusaria:
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MEN: HERE ARE THE 7 MAIN REASONS WHY YOU SHOULD NEVER EVER DATE A KENYAN BARMAID! #N0. 6 IS JUST DISGUSTING


If we are going to be real, we are also going to accept that most barmaids are h0t. They have unbelievable b0dies that ooze s3'x all the way. A mere glance at them can even lead to the Pope denouncing his celib@cy vows. Thirsting over them can make you ‘release’ the missile even before seeing the target. But as they say, things are seldom what they seem, skim milk masquerades as cream..

Here are reasons why you should never date a barmaid.

1. They are super cheaters
Barmaids also happen to be good playeresses. I coined that word up but it still makes sense. These women are experts at programming m3n and swallow them whole – dinosaur style. She knows which man to deal with at what time. Barmaids get hit on by about 50 guys every day and out of these, she will ‘ingia box’ for around 5 to 10 of them depending on her elastic limit.

The successful guys are mostly the ones that give fat tips. She thus has to schedule sh@g mates on a daily basis. What’s worse is that you can’t have the right to get mad at her when she’s talking to a guy because she’ll say he’s just a customer.

It’ll be interesting to note that most barmaids have kids from more than one man. They go into the booze business to look for means of supporting their armies of children. These kids are mostly hidden and you;ll only realize she had another child when she’s already pregnant with your baby
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POPULAR MILLIONAIRE PASTOR PIUS MUIRU'S MOTHER KILLED UNDER MYSTERIOUS CIRCUMSTANCES


Popular televangelist Pastor Pius Muiru of Maximum Miracle Center has been struck by tragedy – his mother has been murdered.

Pius’ mother, Grace Wangari Mwangi, went missing over the weekend in what was thought to be another case of kidnapping.

Police have arrested two suspects who confirmed to them the worst news – Grace Mwangi was killed. Apparently the suspects killed and buried pastor Pius’ mother. The motive of their crime is yet to be uncovered by the police.

The two suspects, who are being held at Kigumo police station in Murang’a, are expected to take the police to the site where they buried Grace Mwangi’s body.

The police will exhume the body and conduct investigation before they could hand it over to the family for proper burial.
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REVEALED: HERE ARE DETAILS OF NASA’S SWEET OFFER TO MIKE SONKO THAT HAS CAUGHT JUBILEE PARTY BY SURPRISE LEAVING THEM IN PANIC! IF THIS HAPPENS ITS GAME OVER!


Nairobi Senator Mike Sonko is once again the subject of heated political debate after revelations emerged on an offer allegedly made to him by the National Super Alliance (NASA) through the Wiper Party.

On Tuesday, Citizen TV reported that well-placed sources revealed that talks had been held between the controversial senator and officials of the Wiper Party.

It is alleged that the Opposition party offered Sonko a direct ticket to vie for the Machakos Governor’s seat in the upcoming August polls.

The offer is believed to have been motivated by an anticipated fall-out between Sonko and the Jubilee party after the Senator claimed there were plans to sabotage his bid to be the Governor in Nairobi.

Sonko’s hardline stance against fellow governorship hopeful, Peter Kenneth, has lowered the chances of a Jubilee Party win in Nairobi, a recent poll showed.
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MEN, HERE ARE THE TOP 5 REASONS WHY YOU SHOULD DATE AND MARRY A NURSE!!! NO. 2 & 5 ARE VERY IMPORTANT



A girl’s profession or job can say a lot about her. When you are casting about for dating prospects, we men need to be just as ruthless and mercenary as girls are.

In this scary modern era of women getting high salaries for occupying useless paper-pushing jobs where they can torment people, it is refreshing to learn that there are occupations that can actually help us as men.

Remember: the only person who cares about you is you. From my experience, chics who are nurses offer significant advantages for short or long term relationships. Let me count out five reasons…

1. ‘Hawajasota’
The health care and nursing professions are in significant demand these days and this demand is expected to grow in the years ahead. Even nurses who are just out of college can command significant incomes, and this is a good thing for men. Why? Because it’s better to be with a girl who has ‘mkwanja’ than with one who is broke. She can buy you things. Never turn down money or gifts from a girl. She can go dutch with you frequently when you go out, and generally feel better about her sense of security and well-being.

Trust me on this: being around broke chicks is no fun. Nobody wants to be around a chic who drains both the cum and money out of you.. Nurses also know how to save better. She’ll help you manage your cash well hence you’ll rarely get broke.

2. THE S£X IS BETTER
Nurses are comfortable with human anatomy. Nurses have seen it all. They are around naked bodies all day . A healthy interest in human anatomy is a precondition for good s£xual performance. This translates into better s£x for you. She’ll know just how to stroke your balls in that special way.

She’ll also tell you exactly which part of her punani is most receptive to stimulat!on. She’ll panua for you in all angles possible. You won’t get any squéamishness, whining, or half-stepping when you ask her to do new and unusual lungula acts with you in bed.
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SINGER JAGUAR IN TROUBLE WITH THE LAW AFTER HIS RANGE ROVER CRUSHED TWO PEOPLE TO DEATH


Celebrated local singer Charles Kanyi Njagua popularly known Jaguar is an unlucky man. Recently, a man was killed by mob justice at his rally in Ziwani area after he allegedly stole from someone. Jaguar came out to deny that the late was killed at his rally and barely a week, the Kigeugeu hitmaker had grabbed the headlines once again.

A day ago, Jaguar’s Range Rover sports, KCB 808J hit two motorists Joseph Maingi and Mugo Abdalla who died on the spot along the Makutano – Sagana highway.Jaguar’s Range Rover

According to witnesses, the accident happened at 3:00 pm causing a snarl up. The Range Rover registered under Jaguar’s name was being driven by a lady and according to witnesses, he was from Sagana heading to Makutano while the two were who were riding on a motorbike were headed to Sagana. They were almost joining the highway when the car hit them. The two young men fell on one side of the while the motorbike they were using was thrown on the opposite side.

Sources claim that Jaguar, the owner of the car arrived at around 3.30pm on the same day (he stays in Athi River) and told onlookers at the accident scene that he was the one driving the vehicle, even though the eyewitnesses saw clearly that it was lady who was driving the car. The car was towed away and the lady plus Jaguar left for Sagana police station. But witnesses claim that later on, the story changed completely.

According to witnesses,,,,
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SHOCKING NEW DETAILS EMERGE ON THE LATE MUTULA KILONZO’S DEATH!!! SURPRISING INDEED… (FULL DETAILS)



A secretary to the late Makueni Senator Mutula Kilonzo revealed fresh details about his mysterious death during court proceedings on Tuesday.

Miss Stellar Mwendwa, who had served the late politician for 10 years, told the court that Kilonzo had been complaining of fatigue before his death.

According to Miss Mwendwa, the late politician had also lost a considerable amount of body weight which she said had alarmed her.

When asked about how the late Kilonzo related with his workers, the deceased Senator’s secretary highlighted that the politician was strict but friendly.
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Ms Mwendwa was one of four witnesses who testified during the inquest, where a certain doctor suspiciously failed to appear in court to give his testimony.

The late Senior Counsel died mysteriously in April 2013 at his farm – Kwa Kyelu Ranch – in Machakos.

His sudden death was investigated by one of the largest team of doctors to ever conduct a post-mortem in Kenya.

The team included a British pathologist, Calder Ian Maddison who was flown into the country for this sole purpose.

The hearings will resume on June 27.

REVEALED... JUST SEE THE MILLIONS OF SHILLINGS MAINA KAGENI CHARGES TO ADVERTISE ON HIS CLASSIC 105 MORNING SHOW


Alleged g@y presenter, Maina Kageni, is currently one of the popular radio presenters in the Country.

His morning show on Classic 105 has a huge audience that has been loyal for years. 


Many people claim that Maina discusses garbage on his morning show but he still attracts millions of listeners. And he is making good money out of his popular morning show. 

We have established that advertisers are parting away with good money to advertise on Maina’s breakfast show.

For an advert to run for two weeks, you pay a whooping Sh 2 million and for one month, it costs Sh 4 million. 

Then you add an extra Sh 1 million if you want the advert to run during news or before the news start. Now you know why Maina earns over Sh 1 million a month.
ALSO READ: REASONS WHY KENYAN MEN LOVE LUO LADIES WHEN IT COMES TO B3DR00M MATTERS...THEY ARE THE BEST IN LUNGULA
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CURVACE0US KISII S0CIAL!TE CORAZON KWAMBOKA CONTINUES TO FLAUNT HER 'MZUNGU' BOYFRIEND AS THEY GO ON A ROMANTIC VACATION TO SOUTHAFRICA...SEE PHOTOS


If you have been wondering who Corazon Kwamboka is dating then worry no more. Unlike what many would assume, this former s0cial!te/law graduate is not dating a Nigerian man neither is she seeing an old Mzungu who is sponsoring her lavish lifestyle.


A few weeks ago the lady introduced her young Caucasian boyfriend who by the looks is pretty cute. The two are currently on a ‘baecation’ in South Africa and thanks to Corazon’s social media pages we have a couple of photos of the two enjoying their vacation.

The couple is now the talk of town and if I am not wrong very soon we will have other ‘socialites’ introducing their mzungu boyfriend.

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CHECKOUT S3XXY PHOTOS OF NAIROBI DIARIES' SERAH MOLLY, THE PETITE LASS WHO BEAT UP BRIDGET ACHIENG LEAVING HER BLEACHED SKIN LOOKING BLACK AND BLUE...SIZE SURELY DOESN'T MATTER



If you think Nairobi Diaries fights are staged then you must have missed the recent episode aired on K24. At first many were not sure whether the petite Serah Molly won the fight she had with Bridget Achieng but after watching the reality show last night, I might as well confirm that indeed Serah walked away the winner.

However, what is more shocking is that Bridget Achieng got her jumpsuit torn and was left with bruises on her body after her cat fight with Serah Molly…I mean how did that honestly happen?

Anyway, for the first time Serah Molly proved that she has enough strength to battle her enemies even though she likes to keep her profile on the low.

It was pretty much shocking that the two ladies got into a fight over petty issues that sounded like primary school cases. But truth be told, many Kenyans enjoy this show despite calling it fake and staged.

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MEN...10 TYPES OF WOMEN YOU SHOULD NEVER EVER HAVE 'LUNGULA' WITH.... AVOID NO. 6 AND 10 LIKE A PLAGUE



Chicks aren’t the only ones that get subjected to horrible, regrettable lungul@. There are a plethora of hunnies out there who have no idea what they are doing in b3d. Men get a bad rap for poor b3dr00m performance but the following kind of women should just have been nuns instead and save us all the trouble. In that case, you should avoid sl33ping with them.

1. The ‘Bubu’
With this one, you feel like you are b@nging a tree. She’s one of the worst you will ever sl33p with because you have no idea whether she’s enj0oying it or nah. Like if you weren’t ins!de her, you wouldn’t even know she’s in the room. Her m0@n level is library. She is so silent that you have to check her pulse before you c*m to make sure she is still alive.


. The ‘Kalahari Desert’
Her pun@n! is drier than Nothern Kenya. In fact, it’s so dry that cactus can grow on it instead of pub!c hair. I do understand that it’s usually up to the guy to turn a lady on and get her channels flooding, but this chick’s n*nu just doesn’t get lubr!c@ted enough no matter what you do. You feel like you are rubbing your m@nh00d against sand paper. Oh dear. You probably have to pour a hundred liters of crude oil in there for it to get wet.

3. The Negotiator
This woman just can’t do anything without you negotiating with her first and setting up terms and conditions. She’ll issue with ultimatums such as “We are only doing this for 10 minutes sawa?” or “I’ll only s*ck your ‘D’ if you l!ck my p*ssy sawa?” I used to think that only teenage chicks do this but was surprised to find out that a number of grown women do so too . Guys, if you’re ever in this situation just hand the lady her damn clothes and show her the door.
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REASONS WHY KENYAN MEN LOVE LUO LADIES WHEN IT COMES TO B3DR00M MATTERS...THEY ARE THE BEST IN LUNGULA


I’ve never known a man walk out of a relationship with a Luo chick — no matter how brief, torturous, or complicated it was — and say that he regretted it. Of course Luo women love drama. If you can’t handle drama, you cant handle Luo women. other than that, there are so many great things about them. Here is what I love about Luo women.

They are always ready for m@ke-up s£x after an argument.
It’s like Luo women argue in order to have s£x. It’s like that’s their way of initiating explosive l0vem@king. Sure you can piss off a Luo girl if you muck around, but she’ll be a lot less resentful than girls from other communities. When she’s busy yelling, you just have to plant a k!ss in her mouth or touch her br3@sts and walaaaaa.,,,,, Her pants will be down quicker than the amount of time a Luhya man takes to slit a chicken’s throat.

A Luo girl will also forgive you for anything. Oh you b@nged her best friend? All you have to do is apologize and she’ll cleanse your c0'ck with her mouth. She will give you mind blowing lungula experiences which are designed to comfortably lodge themselves in the crevices of your brain until the end of time. And that’s good because……..

Lungula is important…..
For some communities, as h0t as their women are, s£x with them is often uneventful. It seems like more of a progessionary duty than something they enjoy from deep within. Luo girls are very very different. They absolutely l0ve to be sh@gged hard. . They are passionate beyond what you can imagine, and I will go so far as to say they exceed the sensuality of Kamba girls — once behind closed doors.

They will go from being the quietest girl you met on the street or bar, to the girl begging you to p3netr@te her in several different positions as she screams “Kanyo kanyo yaye……kiki we!” (apo apo usiwache!)

Also, it could have just been the luck of the draw for me, but over 90% of them have visually perfect pun@n!. You won’t see an errant or hanging l@b!a in sight.
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THE LATE NYERI GOVERNOR NDERITU GACHAGUA’S BROTHER, RIGATHI MAKES NEW SURPRISING ANNOUNCEMENT LEAVING EVERYONE IN SHOCK


The late Nyeri Governor Nderitu Gachagua’s brother, Rigathi Gachagua, has stated that he will vie for the Mathira Parliamentary seat and not succeed his late brother as had earlier been reported.

Rigathi revealed that he arrived at this decision after wide consultations with family, friends and members from the political divide.

After Gachagua’s demise, it was widely expected that his brother would step-up to take over the mantle but he has decided to settle for less.

The late governor’s tenure was not short of drama as Members of the County Assembly (MCAs) tried to oust him from office due to what they termed as misappropriation of funds.
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SHOCKING CONFESSION: ALEX MUTUKU, 28-year-old Hacker who STOLE KSh 4Billion from KRA REVEALS SAD details that will SHOCK Kenyans.



......a trip of East and Southern Africa and one international trip.

I buy my international ticket and embark on the East African trip. From city to city. On bus. No flying- too expensive – and I document everything on my FB timeline. By the time, I get to Tanzani, I’ve spent KSh 73,000, already broke and the deadline to register as a voter is quickly approaching. I decided to come back.

Now, it has all been twisted as ‘living large’. Wow. But I understand people have to make a living- in this case selling more copies. By March I have ticked two resolutions for this year. I get back, I’m arrested. Why? KRA has lost 4B. Not a million but billion.

When they told me that, I laughed. I laugh even now. I’m not stupid. Clearly, I’m the patsy. Those big cajunas at KRA looted the cash and then in a smoke-filled room, smoking their cubans – forgive my imagination, it probably was an office- decided this.

“Oh, this Alex boy just went on a trip and stupidly plastered it all over FB. What’s more, he has a similar case. Perfect! Go get him.” Anyone with half a brain can figure that out. KSh 4 billion doesn’t just disappear like that without anyone noticing- for years. Even slowly. Here are the facts:

1. I DO NOT have KSh 4 billion, or any part of KSh 4 billion. In fact, my life’s savings are...
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EDUCATION CS FRED MATIANG’I’S TEAM SPARKS DRAMA IN NAIROBI!!! (FULL DETAILS)



Officers from the Ministry of Education on Saturday sparked drama in a Nairobi school after staging an early morning raid.

The team stormed Unity Primary School in Umoja estate where they found teachers conducting the prohibited tuition throwing learning into limbo.


Upon entering the school compound, a commotion ensued as teachers ran around jumping over the school fence to avoid being arrested.

The situation escalated after the pupils started demonstrating to demand for a refund of the money they had been paying to facilitate the weekend studies.

They barricaded a road leading to the school and reportedly attempted to assault two of the teachers who were spotted near the institution forcing them to flee for safety.
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KENYAN MEN REVEAL 12 REASONS WHY THEY DON'T LIKE DATING FAT WOMEN!! Waah, NO CHILLS

KENYAN MEN REVEAL 12 REASONS WHY THEY DON'T LIKE DATING FAT WOMEN!! Waah, NO CHILLS


8. “Fat women can’t do as much as skinny women, and I’m pretty active.”

9. “Living a healthy style is important to me. Fat women don’t lead healthy lives.”

10. “Chubby can be cute. But fat is ugly.”

11. “I’ve broken up with women who let themselves go. It’s my job to earn the money and it’s her job to look good for me and for herself.”

12. “I can’t stand lazy people. If she can’t be bothered to exercise for thirty minutes, that to me is a sign of true laziness.”

I agree that you’re attracted to what you’re attracted to, but I don’t think that gives you a right to be rude.

Online dating is rough enough without some guy responding to a message by saying “hit the gym and then we’ll talk” (totally true, totally happened to me.)

These answers reinforced what I already knew to be true:

We have to change the way we treat fat women.

End of story.
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