INTERESTING....10 TYPES OF PEOPLE YOU FIND IN NAIROBI’S EASTLANDS NEIGHBOURHOODS!!! NUMBER 5 AND 7 ARE THE MOST COMMON AND MOST ANNOYING



6. The drunkard
At 2am, when you are going to take a pi'ss, you’ll find the drunkard guy at his door trying to unlock the padlock. Most of the time, the possibility is always that he had been standing there for the past hour unable to locate the padlock because he’s seeing several of them. Sometimes he gets frustrated and starts banging on his door while shouting, “Fungua!” yet his house is locked from outside and there’s no one in. I love drunkards.

7. The hot chic
There’s always that chic that most men at the hood have their eyes on. She’s always sweet and humble and guys find all sorts of excuses to knock at her door. The list of suitors stretches out from the landlord to the broke guy. The sad part is always she ends up giving in to a guy who doesn’t even deserve her. Then you ask yourself that ultimate question, “kwani huyu dem aliona nini kwa huyo mse?” But that’s ‘eastlando’ for you.

8. The noisemaker
The noisemaker assumes that everyone loves riddims or Young Thug songs. The most expensive item in his house is the woofer and he makes good use of it. Just when you are about to relax, you are kicked out your peace by ‘Nyongwa’ on full blast. Sometimes, early on a Saturday morning when you are clogged with hangover and yearning for some deep sleep, you are woken up by ‘Panda….Panda….Panda’ on maximum volume. Surely, these are the kinds of guys that make you roll up your shirt’s sleeve then go ahead to kick their ass.
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