INTERESTING....10 TYPES OF PEOPLE YOU FIND IN NAIROBI’S EASTLANDS NEIGHBOURHOODS!!! NUMBER 5 AND 7 ARE THE MOST COMMON AND MOST ANNOYING
3. The annoying caretaker
Caretakers make life a living hell for the tenants. Their favorite past time is harassing tenants who are doing well in life with petty issues. The annoying caretaker will knock on your door just after you bring in that chick that you’ve been dying to sm@'sh. When you don’t open the door, he’ll start shouting, “Fungua! Ni caretaker! Nimekujia ile pesa ya takataka. Haukalipa miezi mbili!” By the way, a good number of eastlando girls prefer acti'on with ‘lights off’. I haven’t figured out why yet.
4. The hustler
This is the guy with the deals. He’s always selling different kinds of black market commodities. Sometimes, you’ll see him suspiciously looking people entering his house. The hustler is generally a good guy but occasionally police will raid his house looking for a stolen phone that he was brokering. They never really find anything and end up releasing the guy.
Players and wh0'res go too far when it comes to the s3'ducti0n game. Once in a while you’ll find them involved in catfights because they stole someone’s wife or husband. These are also the kind of people that pi'ss you off. Just when you are experiencing your d'ry sp'ell, they bring in a different ca'tch every night. To make matters worse, the women that players bring in their houses are always the screaming type. During s3'x, they yell like a slave that’s being flogged in that popular TV series called ‘Roots’
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