OUTRAGEOUS LIES PEOPLE TELL THEIR PARTNERS DURING LUNGULA SE'X…..EVERY GIRL USES LIE NO.6 A LOT!!



5. You’re the first l0'ver I’ve ever had. Not everyone lies about this, but some do for some strange reason.

6. Sorry, got my pe'riod. One of those sneaky little fallback lies women rely on when they’re not in the mood. Some guys don’t care and will grab you anyway, but enough do get skeeved that it can be reliably used as an avoidance tactic.

7. Nope, not on my period. For the lady who wants some nookie but is afraid her me'nses-sensitive guy won’t comply if he knows she’s flowin’, she can just do a clean up and act like she doesn’t have it. By the end of the pe'riod, should be good for 15 minutes at least. If she leaks, she can be all, “Oh my goodness, I didn’t realize!”
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8. I never m@'sturb'ate. Okaaaay.

9. I love giving bl0'wj0'bs. Usually said in the courtship pe'riod.

10. Your p3'nis is huuuuge!

11. That feels great. Yeah, even when he’s pinching your n1'pples like a toddler death-gripping a favourite toy.

12. Number of s*,x partners. Guys inflate. Girls forget.
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