In keeping up with her straightforwardness,the Kikuyu woman will appreciate if you don’t joke too much. And don’t bring along of games to the relationship.
For starters,she already is thinking of having your kids. She’s already mentally figuring out the sort of house you guys will move into soon. She’s already asking you to move in with her by next weekend.
She’s already asking you why you can’t move closer to where she stays because, ‘Si Ngong ni mbari sana?’. She’s figured this whole thing out. She knows she wants three kids with you. One dog. And no cat.
Surely,there’s very little room for play in this woman.
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3. She can be VERY Unforgiving.
This girl won’t let you walk over her and get away with it. In the Kikuyu world,every transgression committed in the relationship MUST be punished. And she has a bucket full of ways of meting out her villainous punishments.
She doesn’t let you off the hook that easy. You screw up,she screws you up. You cheat,she forgives, but ensures you’ve paid heavily. And also subtly reminds you that this may be the last time you are cheating on her.
Your fear of her and fear of her punishments may deter you from screwing up further. And may force you,against your will, to marry her. Or face even harsher repercussions. She’s been known to either kill you herself (by repeatedly stabbing you) or organize your murder.
And even in your case,things will not be that different. She could be planning your funeral while you’re busy planning her heartbreak. Very unforgiving woman,this one.
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